Psst! Psst! Did you know that Celina is starring in the new independent horror reality show "Return of the Morbid Mamma" and she dressed up like this for the audition, and then forgot to change - her clothes and her makeup. No! We are wrong says the hawk-eyed Head of Police at the DOF as she smoulders us to ashes with her side glance. How can we be so ignorant? She says. Did we not know that Ms Jaitly adorned herself in this jumbled up crepe de chine and white foundation and brown lipstick because in her "Raaz Pichle Janam Ka" she was the circus master's funny assistant. Can we argue?