To: Lisa Ray

Dear Lisa,

We would like to officially bestow you with a 'Medal of Awesomeness'. Not only have you kicked cancer in its ugly behind, you have emerged looking more gorgeous and stylish than ever. (We would've gone with a different pair of shoes, but we'll let that pass under the circumstances.)

But really, we're seriously impressed by you and wish you a long and happy life ahead.

Saluting you,
All of us at the Fashion Police headquarters