Abhishek Bachchan

Booked under: Classified section whose number cannot be revealed for security purposes, Distracting women and disrupting public peace

Abhishek Bachchan here is looking a tad more smooth and handsome than is legally permissible and the Fashion Police requests the court into letting them take him into custody for some time.

Maximum punishment applicable: Solitary confinement for 60 days (Not solitary solitary like we know it. One member of the Fashion Police will have to be present with him at all times. This is for his own good.)