Booked under: Section 248, An adult wearing a child's frock
This particular law is the mother of all kiddy-clothing related laws. It's one thing to borrow an accessory or two from a child but to take the birthday frock of a 7-year-old and wear it as it is - that's just an abomination!
Maximum punishment applicable: Wanna be a kid so badly? Fine, then all your adult privileges will be taken away from you for the next 180 days. That's right missy. ALL adult privileges.