Booked under: Section 248 A, Placing unnecessary pom-poms on otherwise pretty dresses.
One would think the grownup world offers plenty of accessories to play around with, but adults still continue to flick items from the kiddy kitty and ruin perfectly normal outfits. That black pom-pom on Ms Shetty's right hip is distracting and strange and somewhere there's a child wailing because she cannot join her class when they sing Baa Baa Black Sheep on their annual day. This pom-pom was supposed the be the tail of the black sheep. Bad Shilpa.
Maximum punishment applicable: Babysitting a class of highly-strung, energetic and bored kindergarten kids for the entire duration of their summer vacation.