Lady in black and lady in animal print

Booked under: Section 3, Wearing clothes in a size that's much too small for you

As you can see, this was one of the first few laws that were formed when the FPC was being written down. It is an extremely important law and breaking it is a very, very serious offence.

Sometimes the store doesn't have a dress you love in your size. Or sometimes weight sort of creeps upon you and before you know it, a dress is too tight for you. We get it. we're the police, but we're human too.

But.

If a dress looks like it is going to burst into smithereens or fall off your body any second, you must recognise that as a sign that it is most definitely the wrong size. Abandon that dress at once and find something else to wear.

Maximum punishment applicable: Compulsory wearing of baggy shorts and oversized tees or kaftans for a period ranging between 3 to 6 months, depending on the severity of your crime.